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My first ever comedy song
lyrics
Beautiful
No you’re not beautiful
Sweet to the eye,
You’re not..
Average.
Far below average.
The rear of a goat,
We’re getting there.
And whe-en you were born,
The doctor slapped your parents,
They said that they were sorry…
And darling, when you smile,
Do you really have to dribble,
It makes me slightly nervous…
When. You were born.
They painted the windows
Of your incubator.
When you lie..
In the sand,
Cats come along
And try to bury you.
And every Halloween,
You win the competition,
You never bring a costu-me..
And when you visit shops,
They will not let you in,
And zoos won’t let you out..
Mm
When you got dropped off at school,
Your mother got a fine,
For littering…
Your face
Makes onions
Cry (slow glissando)
When I look into your eyes,
I have to think of things,
That do not make me vomit..
There’s more to life than looks,
I think that’s what they say,
It worked for the Medusa…
Aaa…
I just like writing music. That's all.
If you want to contact me for any reason, please email mrdodo.music@gmail.com
All work is copyrighted by Matthew Blindt unless otherwise stated.
Another great chap who writes stunningly atmospheric pieces and has some brilliant vocalists involved - this album includes one of my all time favourite songs. mr dodo
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